You So Fine

First Cynic Comic Strip
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YOU SO FINE
and Finer Than lines for reeling in the ladies

If you need help gaining attention of that "fine thang" sitting at the bar just waiting for a man to hit on her and pay her rude compliments, please take notes and write some of these winning lines down.

	Girl, you’re finer than a fruitfly’s back leg gone through a meat slicer.
	Girl, you so fine I have to change my shorts.
	Girl, you're finer than a frog hair split four ways.
	Girl, you so fine I came for both of us.

	Girl, you're finer than an anorexic on a stairmaster in Ethiopia during a drought.
	Girl you so fine, my contact lens cracked.
	Girl, you're finer than a line of coke for a drug dog flea.
	Girl, you so fine it's like playing Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun.

	Girl, you're finer than the space between a plumber's butt cheeks.
	Girl, you so fine I feel like I got kicked and I'm singing soprano.
	Girl, you're finer than a varicose vein on a midget lingerie model
	Girl, you so fine my heart goes thumpity-thump as we go humpity-hump.

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