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BEST OF THE BLONDE JOKES
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I know it's not really fair that blondes have a reputation for being stupid, but then life isn't fair and this is a humor site so all bets are off.
These are jokes I've heard or collected through emails sent to me. There are more blonde jokes floating around than can be archived so these are just my own favorites.
help, I'm a blonde What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear?
"Thanks for the refill!"
Is that joke funny? What do you call a blonde in a Volkswagen
"FarFromThinking"
duh! Why should blondes not be allowed to have coffee breaks at work?
It takes too long to retrain them.
I don't get it? Why do blondes have TGIF written on their shoes?
Toes Go In First
That isn't nice Why do blondes take "the pill."
So they know what day of the week it is
Why do blondes wear Green lipstick?
Because Red means stop.
What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?
The more you bang it, the looser it gets.
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How did the blonde try to kill a bird?
She threw it off a cliff.
How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?
She fell out of the tree.
How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?
She fell out of the tree.
What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?
Pregnant.
How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?
"What's a lightbulb?"
How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer?
Because there's white-out all over the screen.
Did you hear about the blonde that got caught in a bear trap?
She chewed off both her arms and one leg and was still stuck.
Want to amuse a blonde?
Give her a piece of paper with "Please Turn Over" written on both sides.
What did the blonde name her pet zebra?
"Spot"
What does a blonde say after sex?
"Thanks guys! "
What is the favorite nursery rhyme of every blonde?
"HumpMe-DumpMe"
What is long and hard for a sexy blonde?
Grade 3


I'll add more as I come across ones I like.
If you have a favorite one feel free to email me.

Why did the Blond take two birth control pills?
To be like, for sure, for sure

Submitted by Keith, via email


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