Mutant Energy Comic Strip

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MUTANT ENERGY COMIC STRIP
By Cartoonist Jeff Swenson

Scott drinks a caffeine-powered turbo boosting drink before his jog...

Monster Energy Parody

I don't know where anyone got the idea to down an energy drink before exercising but it can't possibly be good for you. I suppose a little isn't bad and might give you a boost but too much excess soda sloshing around in your stomach will just slown you down and make you sick.

I would also never take a break from exercising and drink Monster Energy or some other equivalent. You need water. I'm sure Monster tastes good when you're in a sweat, and I know I'm guilty of taking a swig of something from the fridge myself but let's be real--water is all you need while exercising, and I've even heard horror stories of people dying from drinking too much of that.

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