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SCOTT'S BABE PAGES
Complete listings of all the hot chicks I've picked for you to see.
Plus, see comics I've been featured in and videos with more hot babes doing just about anything.
NOTE FROM SWENSONFUNNIES MGMT.: Scott Carlson does not necessarily represent the views of swensonfunnies.com or it's affiliates. The fact is, the man is a sexist pig who has harrassed every female in the office and has been banned to work from his apartment. We apologize if Scott offends any sensitivities but he does bring in readers and we are shamefully amoral in our business practices.


Scott Babe Pages 2
ALSO SEE HOLIDAY SPECIALS
Scott's 25 Days of Babes 2006
2008 25 Days of Christmas Babes

I'm holding up this tree LOOKING AT MY BEHIND
Yes, it's perfect and she knows it. 		stare at my cleavage BUST BUSTING OUT
Don't get a nipple in your eye
BUXOM BOXING
She could knock out her opponent with her boobs. 		I got a nice pair DARK HAIR AND FLOWERS
Is that a wig?
I have a nice ass, but you can't see. GREEN BIKINI
We regret there that you can't walk all the way around this model. 		hot mama SOMEONE'S HOT MOM
Can you ogle her around the kids?
come check out my coconuts BLONDE UP A TREE
What a nice sight to see when you're looking for monkeys. 		I'm a smart blonde, it's not a myth. GOLDEN GIRL
In a gold bikini. So shiny you can see yourself.
Did I do something wrong officer Hands Against the Wall
She's in trouble for being a bad girl. 		she's so sweet SWEET AND ROUND
A smile to melt your heart (and some very round boobs)
wild hot chick WILDCAT BABE
Viciously hot. 		mmm-hmm, I'm all that BLACK SUGAR
Scott doesn't mind a little flavor in his selection of babes.
I'm punk ass hot SKATEBOARD CHICK
A camouflage bra and everything 		Rock Chick Blonde BUTT ROCK BUTT
This girl reminds me of a rocker chick, very cute hiney.
duh blonde smile PLASTIC BLONDE
She might be fake but then so is a blow-up doll. 		girl taking top off with big behind BABY GOT BACK
It's a round behind and it's so fine.
fresh water hottie FRESH WATER, FRESH BODY
I wish I were water so I could run all over her body. 		the perfect sandy behind SANDY BUTT
If only it was your job to brush sand off of a model's perfect behind.
great ass TOO MUCH MAKE-UP BUT NICE BEHIND
She's got raccoon eyes but who cares. 		cleavage view SCENIC VIEW OF HILLS
And we're not really talking about the landscape. Plus a funny Trojan commercial.
nice melons NICE MELONS, FLORAL PRINT BIKINI
You could stare at these flowers forever. Plus blooper bikini video. 		redheaded bikini girl SEXY REDHEAD IN BIKINI
You may never get to date a girl this hot, but at least you get to see her pose.
Includes video shoot.
very cute girl in bikini PRETTY AND SWEET
IN A BIKINI
She could be your girlfriend. Plus a comic strip. 		cutie with a nice heiney BACKSIDE BABE
Very cute and wonderful behind, plus Back To School Hotties Video.
Hot Chick with shades SWIMSUIT AND SHADES
Plus a Bouncy Dance Video 		bikini babe in water BIKINI BABE POSING IN THE WATER
plus Foxy Boxing Match
Brunette with revealing swimsuit DARK BRUNETTE IN A BARELY THERE SWIMSUIT
Plus Scott Cartoon 		Asian hottie from backside ASIAN WITH A SLOGAN-SLAPPED ASS
Plus Funny Commercial






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