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COMICS
GAMES
VIDEOS
TRAILERS
ARTICLES
MOVIE PARODIES
JOKES
SODA REVIEWS
LINK LISTINGS (see bottom of page)
WEBMASTERS
BABES
HUNKS


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Newly Posted Games
ooh, I popped one JABBA THE ZIT
Extra gross, but very satisfying.
topview spaceship chrome V FORCE
Easy to play spaceship shoot 'em up.
I'm gonna fall down a manhole UNDER CONSTRUCTION GAME
The game isn't under construction, you play a character who needs to avoid the deathfalls of construction.
saving ed SAVE ED
Trapped in a haunted house. Help!

The Number One Game on Swenson Funnies is...
skull with chainsaw SKULL KID
Destroy stuff with a chainsaw. That's all there is to it.

Fun stuff for April 2007
Fun Stuff for March 2007
Fun Stuff for February 2007
Fun Stuff for January 2007
Fun Stuff for December 2006
Fun Stuff for November 2006
Fun Stuff for October 2006
TOO CUTE VIDEO.com
A Swensonfunnies.com Partner Site,
Too Cute is all about cute. Photos, videos and submissions. sneaky pug
More Weekly Too Cute Listings...
SCOTT'S BABE PAGES
Scott is back to his lustful ways. Here' s his babe of the week. Plus Cartoons and vids.

Scott loves the babes
Hot! Hot! Hot!
Babes here...
I' m a hot nerd
SEXY NERD
HEATHER'S MUSCLES AND CHOCOLATE
The two things women like most!

Heather ogles the guys
Delicious
All Around
M 'n' C Listings
wink, wink, I'm too good to be true
mmm, ice cream

Ezine Toon Page here...

COMICS More comics archived here...
snake cartoon GUEST COMIC - SLITHER AND FRIENDS
The high price of everything.
When's summer break SUMMER FUNNIES ESCAPE
These kids know how to waste time
hit by a beer bottle THE CYNIC JOGGING EPISODE
A selection of comic strips from the recently published book.
I got her panties IMMATURE HUMOR
Juvenile, yes, but fun
Stan gets throttled SCHOOL IS FUNNY
That is, if you survive
Featured Frenetic Funnies Archive FRENETIC FUNNIES
The crazy one panel funnies series that's still going strong on the net. Visit the site for archives on your favorite subjects.
More comics archived here...
Daily Cartoon Rotation Archived here...

PHOTO FUNNIES
I'm a beautiful model with Victoria's Secret VICTORIA'S SECRET HAS A SECRET
There's something wrong with this picture and I'm not sure who's to blame. Just very, very wrong.
Oh god, Daddy, no HORRID INSURANCE AD
Sometimes you receive spam that is in such bad taste.


cartoon ebooks

GAMES

New flash games will be added during the week. The archives are growing so check out 'em out for time-wasting fun.
Swenson Arcade Games is open for bizness SWENSON FUNNIES ARCADE --OPEN!
Full Game Listings here...
Also see: Games by Category
The Cynic's Jungle Java Arcade
All Java games from car racing to puzzles to nostalgic games.
Silly Bush Games and More PoliticalGames.net
One of my partner sites that features political games, comics and humor.
Also see:
Classic Arcade Clones

Cartoony Games

FLASH ANIMATION
ANIMATOR VERSUS ANIMATION
Creator fights his creation in an all out struggle for independence.

VIDEOS
More videos archived here...
C'mon big kitty KITTY BLOOPERS
Cats may not be good for much, but they can make you laugh.
landing on head PAINFUL BLOOPERS
Man these look like they hurt
Slingshots against lasers HERCULOIDS CARTOON INTRO
Barbarians and Sci-Fi
More videos archived here...

CLASSIC COMEDY VIDEOS
Nyuk, Nyuk CURLY VERSUS THE OYSTERS
They're in the soup and they want those crackers.
a wise guy, eh? CLASSIC PIE IN FACE
These pies hit hard, even in the kissers of some pretty ladies.
Moe looking pissy THE THREE STOOGES GO TO THE DENTIST
What could be worse than Moe, Larry and Curly pulling your tooth? I can't think of anything worse.
Abbott, Abbott! ABBOTT 'N' COSTELLO MEET FRANKENSTEIN
Cornball comedy that warms the heart. This is the trailer for what I can confidently say is their best movie.
More Classic Comedy routines...

Also visit
TOO CUTE VIDEO, a swensonfunnies partner site for more videos plus games. So sweet it'll make you sick.

ARTICLES AND REVIEWS Articles here...

SCREENSHOTZ screenshot parodies listed here...

THE WRITTEN ABSURD
lick, lick YOU SO FINE
and Finer Than get you laid lines for the babes
Stereotypes, all of 'em BEST IRISH JOKES
The more you drink, the more you'll laugh at these.
blonde hair, no brain BEST BLONDE JOKES
These blondes aren't bright and you can laugh at them.
More Written Absurd...

AIM ICONS
Napoleon Dynamite Icon Idiot NAPOLEON DYNAMITE ICONS
With two of his popular phrases
ANIMATED ICONS FOR INSTANT MESSENGING
Fully animated and free to use with AOL or any other instant messenger.
BOUNCY BOOB ICONS
Immature icons for Immature guys--and girls too, unless you're too busy slapping your boyfriend for laughing.

hot sitcom moms GET IT ON WISHLISTS -- SITCOM MOMS
If you could sleep with any sitcom mom, who would it be? Here's a possible list of TV MILFS.
ariel GET IT ON WISHLISTS -- TV TOON BABES
If you could sleep with any TV cartoon character, who would it be?

SODA WARS
reviews of crazy new drinks and old favorites
More Soda reviews here...
Kaboom tropical KABOOM TROPICOOL ORGANIC ENERGY
Organic may be more energy hype, but it tastes good.
Jolt can top JOLT SODA IN A NEW CAN
It's back from my childhood, ready to fight it out with all the pretenders to the caffeine throne.
JONES SODA BERRY LEMONADE
Now it comes in cans. Is this really lemonade?
More Soda reviews here...

WEBMASTERS
LEARN HOW TO LOAD FUNNIES INTO YOUR SITE
Free Funnies feeds like Frenetic Wanderings Panel Cartoons and The Cynic comic strip. Once in your layout they rotate daily/weekly depending on feature.
  Daily Best of rotation archives for bloggers, myspace users and general readers.
I've been rescued HUGE DOMAINS HELPS RESCUE GADGETSHARK.com
Kudos to this company for realizing they were sold a stolen domain.
Get screwed by Micfo Hosting MICFO WEB HOSTING NIGHTMARE
The worst hosting experience ever. And I still haven't gotten a refund.

CLIPART SILLINESS
UGLY BABY CLIPART
It has a reputation on the net. See the originals and a couple of new ones. Free to use.
GUINEA PIG CLIPART
Featuring Doyle, that feisty character from The Cynic Comic Strip.
LINKS
  CARTOONIST LINKS
FLASH CARTOONIST LINKS
COMIC BOOK ARTIST LINKS
HUMOR SITE LINKS
LINK EXCHANGE

All artwork by Jeff Swenson is copyrighted 2000-2006. All 3rd party artwork and images were used by permission, obtained through third party vendors or used for the purposes of review. Photo manipulation has been created for the purposes of satire and does not represent the original images put out for the purposes of promotion.

THE CYNIC comic strip features:
Doyle From The Cynic
Kevin from The Cynic
Sonja from The Cynic
Scott from The Cynic
Heather from The Cynic

 

 



WHAT'S NEW ARCHIVES
May 13, 2008 -- Sexy Nerd
May 12, 2008 -- Guest Comic, Slither and Friends
May 09, 2008 -- Painful Bloopers
May 09, 2008 -- House of Ghoul
May 08, 2008 -- Golf Forest Challenge
May 02, 2008, Photo Funny, Life Insurance Ad
April 29, 2008 -- Castlevania flash version, one of my favorites growing up.
April 25, 2008 -- Summer Funnies Escape
April 25, 2008 -- Frisbee Dog, very cute game until, well, it's kind of shocking for dog lovers.
April 21, 2008 -- Whoo hoo, a second page of babe listings. Got some spillover going, too much flesh.
April 21, 2008 -- Bomb a balloon. Chuck water balloons at strangers.
April 20 , 2008 -- Added a Game Category page so I can organize holiday specials and unique categories like Classic Clones and Cartoony Games.


FOR MORE WHAT'S NEW ARCHIVES LISTED BY DATE GO HERE...