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GET IT ON WISHLISTS: TV Cartoon Characters
If you could sleep with any TV cartoon character, who would it be? |
These Get It On Wish Lists are complete fantasy. But I know all of us have wondered at one time or another what it would be like to get it on with some of the charactes listed below. It'll never happen but it's fun to fantasize.
NOTE: I excluded Anime characters from this list. I'll save them for another list. |
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DAPHNE from Scooby Doo
I, like many others, grew up on Scooby Doo cartoons and I believe the combination of a short skirt with screams makes for some hopping hormones. It's always been obvious that Fred split off with Daphne for a quickie while Scooby Doo and Shaggy faced the actual "monsters." |
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VELMA from Scooby Doo
There's a debate as to whether Velma is a lesbian. But if she is straight then she is one sexy nerd. Again it's gotta be the short skirt. Easy to lift in dark corners. And if she loses her glasses you don't have to worry if you're ugly, she'll still do it with you as long as you talk about how books make you horny. |
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MARGE SIMPSON from The Simpsons
I know this may be a controversial pick for some but I think Marge is one hot MILF. That raspy, throaty voice is perfect for dirty talk. Can't you just hear Marge screaming "I'm cumming, I'm cumming"? And then afterwards she cleans the sheets. Such a turn on. |
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WILMA AND BETTY TOGETHER from The Flintstones
I think a good fantasy would be to have these two cartoon MILFS in one bed. First they do each other and then they do me. All the while I'll get to hear ("achem" feel) Betty giggle.
In the stone age I doubt these gals wore underwear. Upskirt voyeurism must have been rampant.
I'm also suspicious that Fred and Barney did some wife swapping. Bored housewives might be talked into just such an activity. |
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SHE RA, PRINCESS OF POWER Spinoff from He-Man
The predecessor to Xena this is one tough bitch with an athletic bod. The fact that she's a princess just makes you want her more because as we all know Princesses are hard to get. |
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JANE JETSON of The Jetsons
A fifties perfect mom who apparently is living in the future but retains a hairstyle from the past. You know you'd like to be grounded by this futuristic mom. |
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JUDY JETSON of The Jetsons
The only problem here is if Judy is 18, so for the sake of argument we will say she is. Judy is perky and gossips a lot. I'm sure her mouth could be put to better uses. |
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ALEXANDRA CABOT of Josie and The Pussycats
Josie and her pussycats are a bunch of bimbos which I guess are sexy. But for me I'd go for the bitchy villainous type like Alexandra here. She'd berate you, humiliate you, make fun of your physique--all while you're getting it on with her hot body. She's not someone you want to live with, just sleep with after a heated argument. |
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THE TEEN ANGELS from Captain Caveman
Was Captain Caveman actually human? If so he must have been turned on most of the time with these three running around in short skirts and tight jeans. Especially the blonde with Farrah Fawcett inspired hair. |
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PRINCESS ARIEL from Thundarr The Barbarian
Thundarr was my favorite Saturday Morning Cartoon. It was apocalyptic and weird, perfect for a young boy with an imagination. Thundarr's sidekick was the hot Princess Ariel. I'm not sure if they were supposed to be involved but if Thundarr doesn't want this muscular beauty I'm happy to take her off his hands. |
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