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UNKNOWN CELEBS PRESENTS: Fabiana Udenio
Her name might be the reason she's not a household word, but you've seen her in Summer School and Austin Powers and her face (and body) is very memorable.

Remember that scene in Summer School where the highschool gang goes to the beach and the exchange student begins to peel off her clothes? The two special effects geeks look on with gleeful hope, praying to Tom Savini (sure he's not dead, but maybe he can still perform miracles) that she continues to take off her top. Then one of her fellow classmates taps her on the shoulder and reminds her she's in America and not Europe--there are no topless beaches in the USA because we're a bunch of self-punishing prudes. That exchange student is played by the gorgeously sexy Fabiana Udenio.

Fabiana Udenio is not to be confused with Valeria Golino of Hot Shots fame or with Elizabeth Pena of Jacob's Ladder fame. I know it can be confusing. They all have accents.

This is not Fabiana Udenio.
This is Valeria Golino

This is not Fabiana Udenio. This is Elizabeth Pena.

This is not Jennifer Lopez. This is Kim Kardashian. Not related to the article but just thought I'd point that out.

Fabiana is an Argentinian born actress who has appeared in several popular films but her name has never reached the pinnacles of super stardom. Who cares! I hope she decides to make some more films. She appeals to the camera and is sexier than many of the starlets getting paid more than her because they have director husbands.

IDENTIFYING FILM ROLES:

SUMMER SCHOOL -- Anna-Maria Mazarelli, the Italian exchange student you couldn't take your eyes off. She plays a bit dumb in this one as if exchange students are pretty much bimbos, but then it is a comedy and we do get to see her in a red bikini. Too bad this film was rated PG13.

DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY -- This film is terrible. Bruce Boxleitner obviously needed to pay the mortgage to do this one. The only reason I mention it is because Fabiana does a nude scene. And as far as I know that's the only time she allows her upper half to be seen in full glory (she is stacked and they are real, my friends).

BRIDE OF REANIMATOR -- Francesca is the living girlfriend while the main character's dead girlfriend becomes jealous. Even if she were alive it would be hard to compete with someone as hot as Fabiana. Some brief nudity in this one.

AUSTIN POWERS -- Her name is Allota Fagina and in that hot tub scene she has Austin purring. And my God her breasts float nicely, like two buoys.

HARDBODIES 2 -- I have not seen this sequel, only the first, but she's in it and apparently there is a nude scene. I'm betting the movie is awful in every sense of the word since the HardBodies films were part of the teen exploitation craze in the eighties.

Fabiana has also done alot of TV work and most likely that is where she is allowed to act more so than many of her film roles where she's treated as eye candy. We give her props for being good looking but obviously an actress wants to be known for her skills too, otherwise you're just a model posing as an actress. The girl has charisma in her roles. Maybe even at this stage in her life she could still be given a breakout role. Doesn't matter to Swensonfunnies. We salute the unrecognized talent with our unknown celebs listings. Fabiana is a delight to watch.

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